Terbaru : Hafidzul Mukmin

Lama tak update....entahlah busy kot... Hehehe..... Mukmin dah pandai meniti di perabot, dinding dll. Pandai panjat@bangun tp xberani nak turun. Nak turun dia buat bising@pandai kami pegang dia.

Masuk walker, dia panjat nak keluar. Dah keluar dia nak panjat walker. Letih woo....2-3 saat dah panjat benda lain... Risau takut jatuh, dia bukan tau, jatuh karang ,wek.....nangis.... tp mudah di pujuk.. InsyaAllah tak lama lagi, boleh jalan, nak mengejar dai pulak.. heheheh...

Masa raya kat umah moyang@sahom, perak. Mukmin ada baju melayu raya tu. Comel gitu...

Masa ikut program kat Kuala Kangsar, tgk tu posing lagi.... Lepas program terus balik umah tok ma@klate...

Hm...mmg pandai tangkap gambar...mesti pandang camera punyalah. Siap posing lagi... Heheehe... Rambut masih panjang, siap ada jambul kat pusat depan. Orang cakap cerdik, kami cakap amin.... Moga jadi jadi insan mukmin berguna. Amin...

Hencem tak mukmin rambut pendek....

Gambar di ambil selepas atuk mukmin dah gonjengkan rambut dia. Ummi mukmin pun baru pulang dari kursus BIG (bina insan guru) di pangkor, tu yang nampak 'terbakar' sikit tu.

Sekarang mukmin dah pandai salam, hulur tangan sebut 'salam' dia akan amik tgn kita dan cium. Pandai...

Amik handphone, kita cakap hello-hello dan dia pun letak handphone kat telinga, pastu ngomong bahasa jerman. Sepatah haram pun kami xpaham... hehehehe....

Tepuk tangan : bila dia buat semua aksi, kami cakap 'pandai' dia pun tepuk tangan. Kami pun tepuk sekali..... hehehehe...so sweet...

terbaru, pantang tgk kam solat, mesti duk kat tempat sujud. Baru2 ni, kami sebut 'Allahuakhbar' dia pun sujud... Alhamdulillah...moga solat menjadi amalan mu nanti.

Adegan Cikgu Bahasa 'Malaysia'

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.
Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid : Faham, cikgu!


Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!
Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!
Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!
Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!
Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!
Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!
Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!
Murid : Baiki!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid : Kami semua dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar)
Murid : (Bising dan menyumbat buku-buku mereka ke dalam beg)





p/s : Terbahak-bahak aku baca. Very Nice. Mungkin budak2 sekarang dah tahap gini ler gamaknya!!!! Penin la kepala cikgu diorang

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For all who love eating Maggi

DO NOT IGNORE THIS ....... Especially those fond of Maggi......

'CORRECT WAY OF COOKING NOODLES'
The correct way to cook instant noodles without harming our bodies and health. `Normally, how we cook the instant noodles is to put the noodles into a pot with water, throw in the powder and let it cook for around 3 minutes and then it's ready to eat.

This is the WRONG method of cooking the instant noodles.

By doing this, when we actually boil the ingredients in the powder, normally with MSG, it will change the molecular structures of the MSG causing it to be toxic.

The other thing that you may or may not realize is that, the noodles are coated with wax and it will take around 4 to 5 days for the body to excrete the wax after you have taken the noodles.

CORRECT METHOD :

1. boil the noodles in a pot with water.
2. once the noodles is cooked, take out the noodles, and throw away the water which contains wax.
3. boil another pot of water till boiling and put the noodles into the hot boiling water and then shut the fire.
4. only at this stage when the fire is off, and while the water is very hot, put the ingredient with the powder into the water, to make noodle soup.
5. however, if you need dry noodles, take out the noodles and add the ingredient with the powder and toss it to get dry noodles.

Dietician's Note: If you buy plain hakka noodles which you make initially need to boil in water and discard the water. This will soften
the noodles but to prevent it from sticking we need to add a tbsp of oil and also the noodles are deep fried p art ially to make it crunchy and then dusted with flour to prevent it from sticking while boiling. Hence when you buy the noodles they are already made unhealthy and this is the type we use to make stir fry noodles and the regular maggi too is made the same way plus they add MSG/ ajinomoto and other chemical preservatives.

A large number of patient with the ages ranging from 18-24 years are ending up with pancreatitis either as a swelling or infection of the pancreas due to regular consumption of instant noodles.... If the frequency is more than 3 times a week, then it is very hazardous...

Please share this info and help save a life.

Warm WAter - Make it Compulsory

I am forwarding this message, as I find it to be very useful. You are requested to share this with others.


Heart Attacks And Drinking Warm Water

This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your meal, but also
about Heart Attacks .

The Chinese, Japanese and South Indians drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water. May be, it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating.

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer . It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

Common Symptoms Of Heart Attack...
A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting . Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line ..
You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive.
A cardiologist says if everyone who reads this message sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life.

Read this & Send to a friend. It could save a life. So, please be a true friend and send this article to all your friends you care about.

Karya Sang Pecinta

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.

******
God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

******
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

******
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?

******
Roses are red, Violets are blue
monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
not in cage but laughing at you.

Makan Gaji atau Kerja Sendiri

Pesan ibu kepada seorang anak.

“Mat, belajar pandai-pandai. Nanti boleh masuk Universiti, lepas tu boleh dapat kerja elok” menyedarkan lamunan sang anak yang sedang khusyuk mengalamun.

“Yer Mat, dapat kerja kerajaan lagi bagus, terjamin masa depan kau nanti” ujar si ayah pula.

“Baiklah ibu-ayah” reaksi spontan si anak sambil menyambung kembali lamunan yang terhenti tadi….



Amacam, dialog macam biasa dengarkan? Malah ada antara kita yang bermain2 di kepala peristiwa yang hampir serupa terjadi pada kita 3-10 tahun dulu. Kalu benarlah ia, maka begitulah nak dikatakan minda kebanyakkan masyarakat melayu@islam kita.



Benar, tiada siapa yang dapat sangkal, jika mahu Berjaya kena lalui fasa2 ini. Skor SPM, dapat masuk Universiti, selepas tamat menghambakan diri untuk bekerja demi mencari rezeki. Pada masa yang sama sudah berkahwin, bermakna bertambah berat tanggungjawab di pikul. Mana ada antara kita yang berani menanggung risiko jika ingin mencebur bidang perniagaan. Sorru miss woooo…



Tak nafi ada yang cuba berjinak2 dengan kerjaya sampingan secara SAMBILAN. Tetapi keterbatasan waktu menjadi penghalang utama kepada kejayaan. Masa mana nak bermesra dengan anak-anak & isteri. Nak ziarah mak-pak kat kampong. Aktiviti kemasyarakatan bagaimana. Program Jamaah pulak…? Teringat satu komentar yang saya terima di blog. Salam...ukhuwah yg baik....perlu diteruskan....sekadar renungan....takkan makan2 jer.......apa yg sumbangan utk jamaah



Hah..dalam dilemma bukan…Kalu dibincangkan, xkan ada jawapan yang paling mantop. Masing2 ada komitmen dan cara tersendiri. Tak nafi ada yang sudah Berjaya dengan perniagaan dan network tersendiri, Tahniah di ucapkan….



Pendek kata, nak keluar dari Lingkaran MAKAN GAJI kepada BEKERJA SENDIRI bukan mudah.

* Perlu perancangan serta sokongan moral dan fizikal dari pasangan dan keluarga
* Sudah adakah tabung kecemasan dalam tempoh kita menceburkan diri ke bidang pernigaan?
* Sanggupkah kita menidakkan ZON SELASA yang telah kita kecapi 3-10 tahun dahulu? (Kerja, cukup bulan dapat gaji)
* Beranikah mengorek segala simpanan untuk dibuat modal, tanpa jaminan 100% kejayaan terhadap perniagaan kita?

Jangan patah semangat semua. Sekadar berkongsi pengalaman yang tidak seberapa ini. Baiklah, jika kita masih dalam lingkaran MAKAN GAJI. Sama-sama kita fikirkan.


* Bolehkan kita mendapat pendapatan 10 kali ganda daripada gaji sekarang dalam tempoh 10-20 tahun akan datang?
* Kalu kita dah berjaya, menjadi orang harapan syarikat. Kita boleh diberhentikan ke tidak?
* Hmm..agak-agak ada kawan-kawan sepejabat dengki@potong jalan kita tak?
* Lagi berapa tahun kita akan dapat menggantikan CEO syarikat kita?
* Benar DUIT yang bukan segala-galanya, tetapi tak teringinkah kita mempunyai kediaman yang selasa serta mempunyai kebebasan kewangan? (insyaAllah tuan-puan, boleh sangatlah membantu jamaah dari sudut kewangan)

Begitulah adanya... Maaf jika tersalah fakta@auta.Berjumpa lagi….InsyaAllah

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Gambar kenang-kenangan (divideokan). Dah lama saya compilekan menjadi video. Terperuk dalam PC yang berjasa ni lebih 2 tahun. Menanti masa yang sesuai untuk di pertonton kepada sahabat2 semua. Pasti akan mengundang kesyahduan memori lama.

Tetap menjadi kenangan sehingga ke akhir hayat.. Ayuh sahabat2, mari kita pastikan GD terus mara, biarlah buat masa ni hanya kita. InsyaAllah kawan2 lain akan turut serta. Masa sahaja yang bakal menentukannya.

GD terkubur, dikuburkan atau terus subur. Pilihan di tangan kita.....

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